The eloquence of locks and bars

Hi, I'm Thijs.
Fangirling is NOT limited to "human" specimens of the female gender.

This blog is not spoiler-free, and I am too lazy to tag stuff (sorry-ish)

seananmcguire:

thehighwayphantom:

i-am-momo-senpai:

#not the most dangerous thing in austrailia

Australians would make the worst horror/apocalpyse/zombie movie characters.
Oh Zombies. Meh, I’ll deal with them after a cold one….
The earth is on fire…. Again?! 

"There was one thing no one considered, however: Australia was populated by Australians.  While the rest of us were trying to adapt to a world that suddenly seemed bent on eradicating the human race, the Australians had been dealing with a hostile environment for centuries.  They looked upon our zombie apocalypse, and they were not impressed.
“After the Rising was over, life for Australians went on much as it had before.  They went to work, went to the pub, and endeavored not to die whilst living in a country that contained the lion’s share of the world’s venomous snakes, deadly spiders, and other such vermin.  The addition of zombie kangaroos—and worse, zombie wombats—did nothing to change the essential character of the nation.  If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: if forced to live in Australia for a year, most of the world’s population would simply curl up in a fetal ball and die of terror.”
— “How Green This Land, How Blue This Sea.”

seananmcguire:

thehighwayphantom:

i-am-momo-senpai:

#not the most dangerous thing in austrailia

Australians would make the worst horror/apocalpyse/zombie movie characters.

Oh Zombies. Meh, I’ll deal with them after a cold one….

The earth is on fire…. Again?! 

"There was one thing no one considered, however: Australia was populated by Australians.  While the rest of us were trying to adapt to a world that suddenly seemed bent on eradicating the human race, the Australians had been dealing with a hostile environment for centuries.  They looked upon our zombie apocalypse, and they were not impressed.

After the Rising was over, life for Australians went on much as it had before.  They went to work, went to the pub, and endeavored not to die whilst living in a country that contained the lion’s share of the world’s venomous snakes, deadly spiders, and other such vermin.  The addition of zombie kangaroos—and worse, zombie wombats—did nothing to change the essential character of the nation.  If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: if forced to live in Australia for a year, most of the world’s population would simply curl up in a fetal ball and die of terror.”

— “How Green This Land, How Blue This Sea.”

(Source: xyaeger, via valkyrievega)

At the edge of the wolfswood, Bran turned in his basket for one last glimpse of the castle that had been his life. Wisps of smoke still rose into the grey sky, but no more than might have risen from Winterfell’s chimneys on a cold autumn afternoon. Soot stains marked some of the arrow loops, and here and there a crack or a missing merlon could be seen in the curtain wall, but it seemed little enough from this distance. Beyond, the tops of the keeps and towers still stood as they had for hundreds of years, and it was hard to tell that the castle had been sacked and burned at all. The stone is strong, Bran told himself, the roots of the trees go deep, and under the ground the Kings of Winter sit their thrones. So long as those remained, Winterfell remained. It was not dead, just broken. Like me, he thought. I’m not dead either.

(Source: remusjohnslupin, via iheartgot)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

harcules:

Y’all know I can’t deal with these kind of posts.

OH MY GOD <3 
It is very important that everyone take the time to look at this gif of this dog playing with a group of puppies :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

harcules:

Y’all know I can’t deal with these kind of posts.

OH MY GOD <3 

It is very important that everyone take the time to look at this gif of this dog playing with a group of puppies :D

(Source: lavagoth)

done:

my mum walked in as i was taking this so i told her it was a metaphor

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(via handjob)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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This is the best possible use of that gif :D

mad-hattress:

ghdos:

whovian-all-over:

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

mad-hattress:

ghdos:

whovian-all-over:

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

(Source: 4gifs, via thegivingcas)