The eloquence of locks and bars

Hi, I'm Thijs.
Fangirling is NOT limited to "human" specimens of the female gender.

itsanexperimentjohn:

hopelessfangirl:

seapenydinuguannuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

I shout this all the time and I am only 70% sure people understand the reference

(via oswaldz)

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

(Source: vinegod, via oswaldz)

bigstupidbaby:

today someone told me they dont believe in the moon and i laughed for like 10 minutes but then i googled it and theres a lot of people who think that and now im not laughing. its all a fuckin lie man im not laughing at all.  

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wckrspgt:

exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them

(via ratherbeunnamed)

Our love was born
outside the walls,
in the wind,
in the night,
in the earth,
and that’s why the clay and the flower,
the mud and the roots
know your name.

Pablo Neruda (via introspectivepoet)

(Source: goodreads.com, via introspectivepoet)

13 things my uncle told me before he died:
not everyone has the blessing to understand sadness
when waiting at the bus stop, it’s okay to smoke cigarettes
never touch anyone else’s clothes at the laundromat
it’s okay to miss the people who were bullets to you
when your grandmother asks you how you are, be honest
never be afraid to say “no” even after you’ve said “yes”
if someone tells you graffiti isn’t art, prove them wrong
remember people by their eye color not their clothes
you’re allowed to like dark chocolate with tangerines
don’t lie that you don’t have a lighter when you really do
turn your phone off every once in a while and find the moon
if you want a tattoo, don’t let anyone tell you not to get it
if you ever find yourself at the graveyard, read the names

—poems from my uncles grave (via stayholden-phonyboy)

(Source: irynka, via pancakeenthusiast)

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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