The eloquence of locks and bars

Hi, I'm Thijs.
Fangirling is NOT limited to "human" specimens of the female gender.

This blog is not spoiler-free, and I am too lazy to tag stuff (sorry-ish)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

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shersock:

dragonborn-slytherin:

suzywire:

denaerys:

denaerys:

Dutch Horror Story: trying to find your bike in a 500+ bicycle parking station

Dutch Horror Story, the Sequel: you’ve found your bike but it’s crammed in between like 10 other bikes

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is this actually a thing?? like I’m in the neighbour country and no one’s ever told me about this, I’m slightly worried about you guys over there

this is daily in holland

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Chloe Moretz by Fabrizio Maltese

Chloe Moretz by Fabrizio Maltese

(Source: ms-moretz)

helenofdestroy:

Grüner See (Green Lake) is a lake in Styria, AustriaIn the winter you’ll find crisp, tranquil grasslands and lake that is only about 3 to 6 feet deep.  However, during the spring, when the temperature rises and the snow melts, the basin of land below the mountains fills with water. The lake reaches its maximum depth of around 40 feet from mid-May to June and is claimed to look the most beautiful at this time.

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  • me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
  • me: rubs eyelid
  • me: who the hell is bucky

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

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supernaturalapocalypse:


slashfilled-mind:

weepingangelsblink:

reichenbach-fallschirm:

itcantbestopped:

god-of-fucking-thunder:

SUPERNATURAL FANS KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!



Do Supernatural fans just kinda see it automatically when they’re scrolling by

Yes.  

Allright, new plan. For the duration of the apocolypse, all supernatural fans go to the center of this thing. Safest place on earth, in the middle of a fucking devils trap.

#on our way

supernaturalapocalypse:

slashfilled-mind:

weepingangelsblink:

reichenbach-fallschirm:

itcantbestopped:

god-of-fucking-thunder:

SUPERNATURAL FANS KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!

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Do Supernatural fans just kinda see it automatically when they’re scrolling by

Yes.  

Allright, new plan. For the duration of the apocolypse, all supernatural fans go to the center of this thing. Safest place on earth, in the middle of a fucking devils trap.

#on our way

(Source: primetimehomies, via number-nothing)

  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

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