The eloquence of locks and bars

Hi, I'm Thijs.
Fangirling is NOT limited to "human" specimens of the female gender.

Levels of Tumblr.

elder-bespoke:

charisrna:

grimsister21:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

Awesome! That means I’m a Dragon! ^^

Fuck yeah Dragon.

Still a dragon

(Source: meltedbunny)

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via captain-fish-biscuit)